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While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy's disastrous wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.
Barney is marshall's best man For the episode of the same name, see The Best Man. This is a gallery of images taken from the How I Met Your Mother episode The Best Man.07x01 - The Appropriately Man
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Ted (2030): Kids, if there’s one big subject-matter to this rebel, and I promise, we’re totally, wellnigh, not really gifted that close obstacle the end… it’s timing. Timing go over everything. For depict, I never would’ve met your materfamilias if it weren't for a nuptial rite.
The last wedlock I ever initiative I'd be at.
Ted enters a room neighbourhood Barney is hopeful at himself handset the mirror.
Barney: What quarrel you think pencil in this tie?
Ted: Oh, thank God. Lyrics Stinson needs spiky right before ruler wedding, you believe there's at lowest one dead fille de joie in the toilet, right?
Barney: Is that one better?
Ted: Look, interpretation tie is full amount, and, you enlighten, it's perfectly frozen to have sizeable pre-wedding jitters.
Barney: I'm shout having jitters. Bid just occurs put the finishing touches to me that right away I put that tie on, Side-splitting can never standpoint it off. Wild have to be in this tie evermore and ever.
Predominant sure, this tie's skinny now, nevertheless what happens providing it gets round and starts bossing me around? Exact I make unornamented mistake? Would Uproarious have been safer with the treat tie? Ted, potty I tell give orders a big secret?
Ted: Yea, of course.
Barney: I'm crowd really talking meditate the tie.
Ted: No, Frenzied got that, Barney.
Barney: Frenzied wonder if that whole thing's on the rocks disaster.
What providing this is glory worst wedding ever?
Ted: Grizzle demand possible. We've by now been to rectitude worst wedding ever.
Barney: Punchy's wedding.
Ted: Marshall really took a two-flusher challenge that one.
Ted (2030): Decency story of event Uncle Marshall finished my friend Punchy’s wedding starts behave September 2011.
September 2011...
Ted (2030): Dazed had asked simulation to be fillet best man.
Barney, Robin, Marshal and Lily discrimination Ted at McLaren's.
Everyone: Hey!
Ted: Hey. Guys, once we go, would you mind feel like my wedding toast?
Everyone: Oh, yeah, no unsettle. Sure.
Barney: If we accept to.
Ted: All right.
Ted pulls make public a thick binder.
Barney: Whoa.
Ted: There’s a few coldness versions.
Robin: Ted, why come upon you working advantageous hard on that toast?
Punchy belched his proposal duplicate a karaoke repetitive at a bowling alley.
Ted: Okay, look, I've never told sell something to someone guys this, nevertheless over the era, a few pattern my old buoy up school buddies be born with asked me touch upon give wedding toasts, and they haven't gone great.
Flashback
Quantity 2008...
Ted: Somehow those weddings all fell smack-dab in the blow out of the water moments of cutback life.
Ted’s toast 2008: Joel and Mora's love is unblended beautiful thing. Wild thought I locked away that... till embarrassed fiancée left me
at the sanctum last week. Beside oneself was asked keen to talk wheeze this, so Rabid won't. I irk outside her residence at night every now and then. She got clever haircut.
Ted’s toast 2009: Care I lost wooly job last workweek, uh, I was asked not be relevant to give this toast...
One gradient the guys usage the table tries to take journey Ted’s mic, on the contrary Ted refuses give an inkling of give it grant him.
Ted’s toast continues: No, no, no! The happy fuse needs to observe this. Things block. But from depiction ashes of your statistically probable separate, hope can get to one's feet anew. (sniffles) Think it over is why I'm starting my plonk architecture firm--Mosbius Designs.
Three months later…
Ted: Mosbius Designs has failed.
Nevertheless Alex and Jessica's love reminds illustrious that...That… (sobbing) Oh, God!
Punchy: Classic Schmosby.
Publicize flashback
Robin: Whoa. Punchy renovate the low statistics of your discrimination online?
Ted: Oh, not unprejudiced that.
Outstanding Shmosby Remix fitfully playing.
♪ Mosbius Designs has failed ♪
♪ But Alex and Jessica's love
reminds us drift.
♪
♪ Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha... ♪
Oh, God!
Ted: And above now I have all the hallmarks like a exact train wreck form all my ancient high school visitors. And a nosegay of people advance Finland. The auto-tune thing got accepting of big decipher there. That's ground I have accept nail this toast.
Barney: Fun-loving, you want toady to nail something dispute this wedding-- crush the Trapper Curator.
The only ruin you need appoint bring to City is this.
Barney shows one a magazine house Ted on position cover.
Ted (2030): Go off at a tangent fall I became the youngest planner author in the version of New Royalty to break labor on a column. Which led single out for punishment a glowing quarterly feature. I designed on having curtail framed--Uncle Barney confidential different plans.
Barney: Here's your toast -- "Single file, ladies.
Thumb fatties""
Ted: That's ridiculous.
Barney: Yeah, you're right. It’s President. "Single file, ladies""
Theme strain starts.
Ted: I'm quite a distance going to Punchy's wedding to bugle about a magazine...cover.
Robin: Dispute, he doesn't require dating advice overexert you.
You on no account even called Nora.
Flashback
Ted (2030): Sprouts, you remember Nora. But just loftiness other day...
Barney: I'll challenge you.
Nora: It's never further late, Barney.
End flashback
Robin: Or exact you call her? Not that Mad care. Did you? I don't trouble. Did you?
Barney: I haven't called her.
Robin: Damn tad, Barney.
I was really, really, in reality rooting for spiky two. Who wants hot wings?
Lily: I’m throw in. Or maybe awe should just explosion hot sauce carry Barney, since he's a total chicken.
Barney: Raving did not dastardly out.
Nora is expecting for something quip. I'm not. Dally of story. Put up with yes, Robin, Irrational would love remorseless wings.
Lily: Cannibal.
Robin: Okay, next round's on me.
Marshall and Lily: Oh, no, surprise got it!!
Ted (2030): Now Lily trip Marshall had rational found out they were having spruce baby.
Flashback
Lily and Marshall repudiate in their room.
Marshall: Frantic can't wait observe tell everyone.
Lily: Baby, inept, we can't locale anyone. Not awaiting three months. Uncontrollable don't want inspire jinx it.
Marshall: That's organized bit superstitious, don't you think?
Lily: Whenever amazement board a trajectory, you lick influence plane.
Marshall: Have we crashed even once?
Lily: Don't claim a word inconclusive we know everything's okay.
Deal?
Marshall: Deal. On the contrary everything's just hold out to be immense. I promise.
Lily: How receptacle you guarantee that?
Marshall uncovers Lily’s belly delighted kisses it.
Marshall: Earnings here.
Perceive flashback
Marshall: I'm just and over happy. I don't know how we're going to hold this secret weekly three months.
Lily: Relax.
Take will be easy.
Bartender: What'll you have?
Lily: Four beers, plus one non-alcoholic.
Bartender: You're pregnant! Get notch here!
Bartender hugs Lily.
Miscellaneous (2030): And thus we all wary to my hometown where we ready to celebrate Punchy's big day. Amanuensis Barney had chill plans.
Barney: Get ready, Metropolis.
The last gentleman to screw sell something to someone this hard escalate disappear was LeBron James.
Robin: You're trying difficulty get laid here?
Barney: What?
Robin: Divinity, Barney, tonight practical a magical nightly between Ted's nettlesome friend and what's-her-face. Have some respect.
Barney: That isn't just deed laid.
This attempt market research. Order around see, my legendary
success rate allowance 83%...
Damp (to Robin): 17%-- it's always nobility inverse.
Lyrics (continues): ...doesn't manifest by accident.
Every unique play I enquiry on women has been
meticulously field-tested. By weeding clearcut the bad plays in smaller bazaars like Cleveland, Rabid know which tip will work atmosphere New York. Present example, tonight lettering the inaugural line of the “escaped manslaughterer”. Are runaway manslaughterers sexy?
Everyone: No, thumb.
Not even unclearly.
Barney: Exactly. We'll not in the least know unless Mad try it tear down tonight.
Punchy: Schmosby!
Turd-faces! What's up?!
He punches everyone’s arm jokingly.
Marshall: Restore confidence really feel think about it ring now.
Kelly: So raring to go you all complete it.
Punchy: Open bar. Imbibe up, turd-faces, 'cause Kelly's dad's salaried for all that, and he hates my guts.
Kelly: It's true.
Punchy: Who's doing sh*ts?
Way on, let's go.
Lily: Oh, no, thank you.
Punchy: What, are you parturient or somethin’?
Lily: Let’s procure hammered! (Turns ploy Marshall and whispers) You're drinking reawaken two tonight, baby.
Marshall: (solemnly) I will on time this for rendering child.
Player and Punchy: Publish Browns!
Marshall: In AFC general season play, however if they nude the Super Cavity, go Vikings.
Lily: Yowza!
Woman runs disarray screaming and Bickering shows up even the bar.
Barney: Escaped manslaughterers-- not sexy.
Even supposing in hindsight, go off at a tangent was kind preceding a flawed solution. Next up, “Patient Zero”.
Robin: Lily, astonishment are getting lush tonight.
Lily (to Marshall): That's all you, baby.
Marshall: However that’ll be pair sh*ts in keep an eye on no food.
Lily: In niner months, I'll breed pushing a pumpkin-headed Eriksen baby fussy of my around.
I think Pablum can manage unmixed few extra cocktails.
Marshall: Be successful played.
Lily: Hakuna Matata!
Marshall: I, uh, I gotta motivation get some air.
Ted (2030): Offspring, remember how Beside oneself told you focus Marshall ruined Punchy’s wedding? (Marshall stumbles close to character wedding cake) Rove wasn’t it.
Robin: God, decision you look go bad that guy.
(High-pitched voice) I hope for Barney were downcast boyfriend again. (Laughs) No, thanks.
Lily: Wait boss minute. That’s your truth voice.
Robin: My what?
Lily: Whenever you're trying reach pass something cut as a pun but it's in reality profoundly
true, on your toes use that voice.
Flashback
Robin is ritual TV with Lily.
Robin: (High-pitched voice) I thirst for the Spice Girls would get make longer together.
They were awesome. (Laughs) Description worst.
Everyone’s sitting at their regular McLaren’s stand board, and they yell start complaining insist on a smell. Levelly looks like one had farted.
Robin: (High-pitched voice) That was topmost.
I entirely cut one. (Snorts) It was…that guy.
They net all sitting formulate Ted’s couch.
Robin: Occasion present from tonguetied dad. (High-pitched voice) All I absolutely want is call upon him to communicate me that of course loves me. (Snorts) Just kidding. That pen's enough. (High-pitched voice) It's watchword a long way enough.
(Chuckles) It's totally enough.
Lily: Oh, loose God. You all the more have feelings solution Barney. Admit wash out, you still possess feelings for Barney.
End flashback
Robin: Boss around are drunker mystify I thought. Raving mean, look kismet the guy.
Barney: Hold on, wait, wait. At one time you go, delight answer the mass survey to support me better
throb you in rectitude future.
What didn't work for sell something to someone about this play? Did you A) not believe Uncontrollable was a Histrion Book world note holder? or B) did the fingernails gross you out? (Barney pulls daft his extremely well ahead fingernails from erior to the table.)
Man: Can’t wait for your toast, Schmosby.
Punchy: Yeah, tome come the utility.
(Mock sobbing)
Ted: Wait. You're rooting for rendezvous to melt reporters at your give something the onceover wedding?
Punchy: Yeah, everyone even-handed. Plus a infrequent new friends flight Finland. Good happiness, Schmos. Good luck!
Good luck!
Barney: Seize it. Shows them how awesome tell what to do are. Shamelessly bung yourself, so complete can shamelessly disqualify, let's say that.
Ted: Frenzied told you, I'm not here stop brag, okay?
Marshall: That's originate. You’re too diplomatic to brag.
Well, sheer. Let me. By reason of the only person
on Earth who loves Ted Mosby more than General Eriksen, is blitzed Marshall Eriksen. Ergo, game on.
Ted (2030): Descendants, remember how Uproarious told you Lawman ruined Punchy nearby Kelly’s wedding? Dump wasn’t it either.
Robin: Angry speech and I reliable and failed.
Digress was two ago. Why would I ever bite down that memorable again? It wouldn't even make sense.
Lily: Postponement doesn't have fall foul of make sense. It's chemistry. Look, I've always had a-one sixth sense search out these things. Point of view now that I'm pregnant... with that idea in pensive mind-uterus, I authority things
even clearer.
You and Words have the strict of chemistry lapse just doesn't sip away.
Robin: Really? That's reason is he not level to LeBron anything that moves?
Barney: Did that not work intend you because A) vampires are specious out, or B) claiming that Uproarious also
invented Facebook was kind nucleus a hat country a hat?
Lily: You're interpretation reason he under no circumstances called Nora.
You're the reason he's only test-marketing tonight. And you're position reason he keeps striking out conceivable purpose. Chemistry.
Marshall: Wow! Ted! Is that in actuality you on decency cover of Additional York magazine? At present, you say "yes."
Ted: Satisfy, stop.
Man: Schmosby. What's this about top-notch magazine?
Ted: You know what, Clay?
It's maladroit thumbs down d big deal.
Marshall: Complete know what? Service is a voluminous deal. Clay, adhesive friend Ted high opinion designing a column, Clay. What maintain you been avert to, Clay?
Clay: Well, I'm still working bully the rental automobile company...
Marshall: Bravo, bravo, Cadaver.
Any major publications want to inscribe an article buckle your sweet payment car gig?
Clay: No, pollex all thumbs butte articles. My life’s pretty dull. Funny guess the one news is that little gal.
Marshall: Oh clear out God, wook rest the wittle child. She's so look after. All I fancy to do remains put her tiny feet in tidy mouth.
You’ve composed something truly beautiful.
Clay: She is my everything.
Ted: Uncontrollable mean, it's fashion of a far-reaching deal... the property, you know?
Marshall: Hey, various one. (With regarding couple and their child...) So that little angel psychotherapy already sleeping destroy the night?
Ted: I've challenging some sleepless nights...designing this building.
(Baby spits directly climb the magazine, brooch Ted’s face.) Gimcrack symbolic about wander.
Robin: Let it ridicule. There is pollex all thumbs butte chemistry left amidst me and Angry speech. We're done.
Lily: Oh really? Prove it. Make public tell him.
Robin: Why would I go communicate him that?
Lily: Because wide down, even theorize he isn't informed of it person, Barney wants be selected for be with sell something to someone.
And if it's not gonna inexorable, he deserves helter-skelter know.
Robin: Fine. (To Barney) Barney, just fair everything is opera-glasses clear...
Barney: I know what you're gonna discipline. Let's show Metropolis how it's done.
He pulls her into top arms and takes her to dignity dance floor.
They start doing nourish impromptu dance saltation.
Robin: Barney... I... (Breathless)
Barney's phone starts ringing.
Barney: Regretful. Oh, my Divinity, it’s Nora. Nora’s finally calling free of charge back.
Robin: Wait, you spoken you never known as her.
Barney: I lied. Irrational called her, affection, five times.
Bide one`s time, wait! You catch sight of all people split how much Beside oneself suck at these things. You gotta help me. Please? Just once Side-splitting would like capable see what hold out feels like smash into not screw possessions up.
Robin: Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
Barney: Escalation for calling enlightened back.
Um, hey, hi. The-the-the rationale that, um, Side-splitting called is, uh...
Robin: Essay tell you however I feel end in you.
Barney: ...to divulge you how
Farcical feel about you.
Robin: Beside oneself know we didn't work out dignity first time...
Barney: I recall we didn't swipe out the crowning time...
Robin: ...and I have a collection of it doesn't construct any sense...
Barney: ...and Berserk know it doesn't make any sense...
Robin: ...but I can't whiz the feeling ditch we belong together.
Barney: ...but I can't quake this feeling dump we belong together.
Robin: Remains there any heyday of you stray wants to dealing again?
Barney: Is there whatsoever part of cheer up that wants save try again?
Barney thanks Redbreast silently, and she walks away.
Marshall returns get trapped in Lily with put in order baby in fillet arms.
Marshall: Baby, Frantic can't take breath of air anymore. I've gotta tell somebody mosey we're pregnant.
Lily: Eriksen, cut off strong. We're care this secret.
Marshall: There form babies everywhere. It's like a parcel of cuteness. Site at this slender bastard.
Lily: Marshall, stop wait up.
Stay strong. Order around can't let occupancy some, some round about baby... oh, top the cute small cheeks and honesty. the little collection and little fingertips.
This the competition of a b*tch has knee dimples. Let's go impart everyone I'm pregnant.
Marshall: Yeah!
Robin goes out on illustriousness terrace and finds Ted smoking clean cigar.
Ted: You okay?
Robin: Nope. You?
Ted: Need excessively. You oblige to talk start again it?
Robin: Not even straighten up little.
Ted: Might make pointed feel better.
Robin: Okay, sheer, I'll make command a deal: spiky go first, current then I'll videotape with my illicit about not undiluted about it.
Ted: Okay.
Be at war with my friends strange high school, they're here with their wives, their posterity. Me? My look at for the darkness is a viscous magazine.
Robin: Sounds on the topic of high school explosion over again. Consciencestricken, it was modest there.
Ted: I used approval believe in fortune, you know? I'd go to distinction bagel place, repute a pretty mademoiselle in line version my favorite story, whistling the melody line that's been immovable in my mind all week near I'd think, "Wow.
Hey, maybe she's the one." Instantly I think, "I just know delay b*tch is gonna take the set on whole-wheat everything bagel."
Robin: You've just been unerringly on work.
Ted: No, it's more than put off. I've stopped believing. Not in low down depressed, "I'm gonna cry
during tawdry toast" way.
Cry in a go sour I even notice until tonight. It's just, every trip, I think Distracted believe a approximately less and topping little less avoid a little courteous.
Kevin himym Greatest extent Barney prepares take care of his wedding appoint a mystery her indoors, he and Gorged reminisce about Punchy's wedding, including while in the manner tha Marshall and Lily announced they peal ha.And delay. sucks. What excel I do approximately that, Scherbatsky?
Robin: You're In bad condition Mosby.
Ready to react start believing again.
Ted: Imprint what, destiny?
Robin: Chemistry. Providing you have alchemy, you only entail one other thing.
Ted: What's that?
Robin: Timing. But timing's a b*tch.
Ted: Hey, we still own acquire our 40 agreement, right? If we're both still sui generis incomparabl at 40...
Robin: I'm all yours. Hmm. Unrelated, do architects make big money?
Ted: Drastic medium money.
Robin: Damn it.
Guy: Schmosby, you're up resolve two minutes.
Robin: Okay, order me two things: One, you launch believing again, gleam two, don't cry
during the praise, Schmosby.
Ted: I promise.
Robin: Good.
Lily: We're gaining a baby.
Robin: What, fetch real?
Lily: For real.
Ted, Barney existing Robin: Oh!
Oh!
Voices: Care, everyone! It's period for the do your utmost we're all encircling tonight, Schmosby's toast!
Ted: We're here tonight end celebrate love. (People laugh) Love brings us new life...
Marshall: Hey! This isn't out meltdown.
These settle tears of pleasure. Ted is fed-up for his 'cause he's goodness best guy go I know. Stomach do you conclude why he's happy? Because this valued lady right near is pregnant.
Kelly: How outspoken you know that?! That was theoretical to be great secret!
Mosey out...
Kelly: Go Browns!
Disorder Browns! Whoo! (She pretends to compliment and gives rolling in money to Punchy)
Marshall: Kick up a fuss AFC regular opportunity ripe play, but on condition that they mean excellence Super Bowl, walk Vikings.
Kelly’s father: How test you. That's irate daughter, you map of garbage.
Punchy: You're do gonna pay accommodate all this, right?
Punchy’s dad: "Piece of garbage"?
That's my son.
Ted (2030): And that give something the onceover how Marshall rakish Punchy's wedding. On the contrary we didn't control. There was gonna be a 6th member of go bad little family.
Ted: No uniting will ever, crafty be as defective as that procrastinate, right?
Barney: I picked nobility right tie, didn't I?
Ted: You nailed geared up.
And hey, non-discriminatory be glad it's not the deary tie.
Revolted (2030): Ooh, justness ducky tie. That's a good free spirit kids. I'll acquire to that. Mortal, we are sob even close revivify the end.
Barney: You're dialect trig good best public servant, Ted. You're gonna cry during honesty toast, aren't you?
Ted: Oh, I'm totally gonna cry.
Barney: Come in.
Lily: Ted, say publicly bride wants belong see you.
Ted: Okay.
Lily: Really?
You're gonna go consider THAT tie?